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On this page buy our products...they rock!
On this page you will be able to purchase many of our fine products.For example the marvelous bottlebong (gets us steaming) and the absoulty amazing BEER:The Album which features tracks such has "Who spilt my beer?","Beer Beer Beer" and "9 Coronas" and many many more.
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Bottle Bong
This fantastic device is called a bottlebong.The aim of the bottle bong is to down a bottle in a matter of seconds.It works by you covering the small hole on the side of the bong and then truning the bottle upside down in your mouth,and let go of the hole..it comes down in seconds.
It can be yours for an astonishing 3 POUNDS AND 99 PENCE!Come on we are basicaly giving it away! |
BEER:The Album
This BEER:The Album.What a fine album it is too.With classics such as "Your Pretty When I'm Drunk","The Pub With No Beer" and the number one hit "Titties And Beer".
This is a must have album all for the price of FIFTTEEN POUNDS 99 PENCE!
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Grenade
Buy this from our catalogue to bomb every single AA meeting.They are stupid and should be bombed!
Get this for AN AMAZING 40 POUNDS |
Guns
A fine aray of guns for you to choose from.Remember only use these weapons on T-totals.
Prices vary from 50 pounds-250 pounds
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CORONA EXTRA BEER
No this is not the album again. This is infact Andy's favourite drink. Brewed in darkest Mexico and brewed to perfection the taste is second to none. He purchased it at Nicos one Saturday and has bought it ever since. Serving suggestions include using a Bottle Bong. Willie is also Very fond of this drink. only 99p. |
RATED AND RECOMENDED
Brewed in shitty Belgium we thought holy shit that must be bad, UNTIL WE TASTED IT THAT IS. This is Michael's favourite drink and he first tasted this at the tender age of 13, this incidently was also purchased from Nicos. Willie is very fond of this too. This beer taught us a lesson, never judge a taste by the shit hole it was made. only 99p.
"Outstanding" -Alcohol monthly
"Great seller" -Nicos
"FUCKING GREAT, FIVE STARS" -Keane and Willie
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KING OF BEERS
Despite the fact none of us three rate this as our favourite drink, we all love it dearly. Always a safe bet when you are buying a carryout for a friend. Budweiser is the drink that NOONE dislikes. only 99p or 6 for a fiver at nicos(outstanding value) |
Best bet
Cant decide what to have ,then why not go for the whole lot at nicos they offer an extodinary price of only 20 POUNDS and thats for the whole lot
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ESSENTIAL: DUREX CONDOMS
This item is essential when out on a night of drinking, particularly HEAVY drinking. Although we DO promote shagging the opposite sex as much as possible, we do not wish fatherhood upon anyone, or motherhood for that matter, especially at an early age. This item in a pack of 12 is priced at 4 pounds and 50 pence, thats cheaper than your local chemists. |
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Susie the SUPERCAT Tribute T-shirt
This is a wonderful peice of merchandise celebrating the life of Susie the Supercat from Wales. We found out about Susie when she was recently on "Rolf Harris's World Greatest Animals" and stood out on the show for her heroics. Susie saved a building from burning down an incredible 3 times, but not just any building...IT WAS A PUB!! So if you have fallen in love with this alcohol loving cat like we have, this is a must have. Buy it now and wear it with pride as we celebrate the life of Susie the Supercat from Wales.
16 Pounds
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