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The White Ghost Of The Golfie
It was a cold early Saturday morning (3:00am).Me,Andy,Willie and John had all intaked a fair number of alcholic beverages that night and it was our first night using the bottle bong.We decided to venture out and go for a strole in our local golf course to finish the rest of our drink.We climbed the fence (with extreme difficulty for some reason)and started to walk to the back of the golfie to sit on some stairs.As we walked across the dark and cold golf course,we began to sing and talk a rather large amount of sweaty shits.We got towards the back where there is alot of trees,and John spots something in the trees."WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??"He shouts.We reply"its nothiing John lets keep going".As we walked further into the golf course John said "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??".By this time me (keane)also replied with "WHAT THE SWEATY SHITE IS THAT??".Now that we had both saw it we all ventured towards the trees...slowly...quietly.As we got closer it became clear that there was something white in the trees.We could all see it now.We moved closer,John through a bottle of Bud (empty of course) at the white figure which disappeared completely.But then in a second it appeared even bigger and more clear than the first time.We all shat ourselves.We stood for a moment to view this amazing but very scary specticle,but we decided to carry on to our destination(which was not apparent at this moment in time).As we continued to walk it became more and more apparent that we where being followed,we turned around and looked into the trees..there it was again,the figure,but this time it was at the top of a tree.We all filled our pants and ran to the bottom of the hill and stopped.
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The White Ghost Of The Golfie, continued....
Then we all saw a dark figure running towards us at high speed.We all ran,but then Willie and Andy realised they had dropped the bag of drink...they had to go back for it,no matter what!!They got the drink and we ran to the safety of a nearby street.We stood there shaken and still steaming from our ordeal and booze.We all agreed that we would need some more drink to help us get the courage to get home,because the only way home was....THROUGH THE GOLFIE!We bonged a couple of bottles of Bud each and headed off back into the darkness of the golf course.As we walked through the golf course we saw a shadow of a man on the moonlight.The shadow was of a man that was standing behind us.We all turned round...there was nothing.We turned around to walk away.As we walked faster the shadow of the man grew bigger and bigger.By this time we shat ourselfs and began to run towards the fence.As we ran we heard a scream "HELP ME! PLZ HELP ME!"The scream was full of fear and pain and it piereced the silence like a knife.Someone or something was in the golfie and was in pain...we weren't hanging around to help it.We jumped over the fence back into the light of the street.We started to walk home along the street.As we got closer to Willies house we began to relax again and began to shout and sing once more.We kept walking and bonged a couple of more drinks (as you do).A car drove by and a ned hung out the window and shouted "yah fannies".We all laughed at the shit motor and continued on walking and drinking.Then the car reversed up right next to us and the guy in the car said"A'm gonna do yous,yah faggots"We all stopped and turned round and looked at the ugly beast in the front seat and laughed right in his ugly face.The man in the car ashamed and embarassed drove away.We continued back to Willies,drunk some more beer, got in and went to sleep..the ordeal had went on for an hour and a half.We were safe in the house.But we couldnt help but wonder.
..What is THE GHOST OF THE GOLFIE?
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
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THE GHOST OF THE GOLFIE?????
THE PREDATOR. Could this have been the ghost of the golfie? He does after all have the power to make himself almost invisable. |
