THE MAGNIFICENT BOTTLE BONG
When we found this extrodinary device our lives were complete.We first tried this wonderful product on the 9th august 2002,it gets u drunk quick and makes drinking even more fun!!!

We recomend you get one of these because its the reason god invented beer!!!

GO HERE FOR BEER
AltaVista This search engine reminds me of one of my heroes, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Although never an alcy, he is so fuckin cool.
Lycos This reminds me of a beer I (Andy) had while on holiday in greece called Mythos, great beer try it and try Lycos too.
Yahoo! This is the sound we scream out when another bottle bong has been done. Good search engine too.
InfoSeek This is often used by people wanting info on how to give up alcohol i.e. people wanting the find the AA. We strongly advise AGAINST the use of this search engine.

THE KING OF BEERS...sites
www.nicos.com The only place for under 18s to buy beer.Willie,Andy,John and Keane have now become regulars
CAMRA-Beer Warriors If any of your local pubs are under threat, or if they do not sell the best tasting beer, help end this madness by joining CAMRA-Beer Warriors, NOW!
Official bud site A site devoted to the king of beers what else could you want
Andy's favourite beer corona's official site A site devoted to our new favourite beer.
Every football and beer fans dream site To the greatest alcy ever to play for man utd and also be not bad at football
Miller, best beer from a can, Official site This beer was so popular with us that we named our pitz team after it(R.I.P FC MILLER TIME)
Belgiums biggest export, Official site Keanos favourite beer and in our top 5 beers too. (Pronounced: STE LA AR TOO ARE)
Keano's bands Official site A fine web site for a fine band.With Keane one of the creaters of the site in it.
From the makers of heaven on earth...... Check out the other magnificent site brought to you by the makers of heaven on earth. This is a class site and for a good cause.