The Greatest Beer Porn Ever!
We have now been taking pics while out drinking for 7 months and after looking back at some of the older pics we thought they are so good they cannot be forgotten and so decided to make "The Best of..." page for you. The pics were originally in order of when they were taken but this is no longer the case as we have had to subsitute some better pics in for some of the less funny ones, therefore, we have listed the dates under the pics for you to follow. Hope you enjoy the best Beer porn pics ever.

APRIL 18th 2003 (Brian's House) : "Stoatered"....god what a great word to describe any AAA member

OCTOBER 14th 2002 (Willie's House) : This was a very emotional night for the AAA as they used their cool bag for the first time. This brought tears to our eyes when we looked back at it.

OCTOBER 14th 2002 (Willie's House) : Keane shows off his "Butcher is a God" t-shirt which is a reference to our hero Frank Butcher. We dedicated a site to getting this man back in EastEnders, the BBC laughed at us :-(

OCTOBER 14th 2002 (Willie's House) : Willie shows off the remains of an AAA members bottle bong, ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL! Meanwhile Keane looks on steamingly in the background.

OCTOBER 31st 2002 (Before Liberal Club, Andy's House) : Andy dressed up as Victor from the Scottish comedy duo Jack and Victor.This was taken before going to the now legendary Halloween party, which is where the phrase "Halloweened" came from, which means "TOTALY FUCKIN WRECKED!"

OCTOBER 31st 2002 (Before Liberal Club, Andy's House) : Keane blessing a can of miller before we went to the liberal club. This is nothing new as this ceremony usually takes place before any AAA meeting :-D

OCTOBER 31st 2002 (Before Liberal Club, Andy's House) : Willie dressed as one of our alcoholic heroes Frank MacAvennie. Frank is also a well known womaniser so it was no surprise that with the wig on Willie had every woman check him out......Willie still has very little recolection of this night.

DECEMBER 13th 2002 (Keane's House) : The best carryout pic we have taken, so orgasmic. As you can see there was so much hard work put into setting out the booze in this way we had to have a drink as we did it (hence the few empty bottles)

DECEMBER 13th 2002 (Keane's House) : A steaming Willie (the best kind) shows off the CD from which we "borrowed" the tune of "Cigarettes and Alcohol" to write our massive hit "I'M GONNA RAPE YOUR GRANNY"

JULY 18th 2003 (Before Andy's House): Nico's, the ONLY place for under-age drinking have finally put up their old sign again because they are proud to be paki's that sell drink to youngsters. The last pic of Nico's was good, but it was upsetting to see Key Stores all over the shop, this pic is simply gorgeous.

DECEMBER 31st 2002 (Andy's House) : Keane seems to be enjoying this Beer a little too much. Wait a minute, YOU CAN NEVER ENJOY A BEER TOO MUCH!

DECEMBER 31st 2002 (Andy's House) : Andy has such a big grin on his face cause he is modeling the size of his cock. Moments later he would suck this Bohemouth dry.

DECEMBER 31st 2002 (Andy's House) : "FUCK YOU JACKIE BIRD!" : Keane

FEBRUARY 21st 2003 (Andy's House) : Keano shows off his amazing new tattoo. We were all in awe of it.

JANUARY 1st 2003 (Andy's House) : This is our now legendary friend Kenny the Snowman. As you can see he is a big alcoholic so we made him an AAA member. This greatly upset Steff who has been trying to earn a membership for months only to be beaten to one by Kenny.

FEBRUARY 21st 2003 (Andy's House) : Andy STUPIDLY asks Willie is he is sober and Willie's facial expression gives him the answer his stupid question deserved. Of course he isn't.

JANUARY 3rd 2003 (John's House) : Keane is greatly upset as he finishes his last "Mexican Lime". This pic is very sick, and more upsetting to look at than a car crash.

JANUARY 10th 2003 (Andy's House) : Willie proposes to Stella, so romantic. A few swigs later he dumped her and began dating her sister Corona.

JANUARY 10th 2003 (Andy's House) : Officer Keane switched on his light as he noticed an AAA member without a Beer in his hand. He was going to arrest the member but let them off with a warning after viewing the size of his carryout.

JANUARY 10th 2003 (Andy's House) : JESUS CHRIST THATS SMALL!!!!!! keane is exposed

JANUARY 10th 2003 (Andy's House) : Keane thought he was looking into a mirror when he seen this long haired alcoholic staring back at him. Then he noticed it was only Liam Gallagher on an oasis poster.

JANUARY 10th 2003 (Andy's House) : Willie thought he heard the police and tried to hide from them by camouflaging his Beer into Andy's GORGEOUS poster.

JANUARY 10th 2003 (Andy's House) : Andy the barbarian hears that someone has stole two of his corona's and is ready to take on the culprit.

JANUARY 11th 2003 (Andy's House) : Willie looks on in horror as Keane pulls out and begins to drink something other than holy water we like to call jake juice. However as well as pulse, Keane of course drank several bottles of holy water, and we forgave him for his sins.

JANUARY 11th 2003 (Andy's House) : Andy is embarassed as he suddenly realises he is not holding a Beer and is therefore naked. He sprinted to the fridge in shame but soon returned fully clothed.

JANUARY 17th 2003 (John's House) : Andy says a tearful farewell to the cool bag he had grown attached to over the week they spent together. They went to the cinema together, they went jogging, they even made love. One thing Andy can console himself with is the knowledge that it is going to a good home.

APRIL 18th 2003 (Brian's House) : Keane just found out that Andy was trying to woo his can of Carslberg into his liver.So Keane reacted like any other civilised human being would...booting him in the balls.

JANUARY 24th 2003 (John's House) : Keano smacks John on the chops with his empty bottle of merrydown. John wasn't hurt though, after all, when did alcohol ever hurt anyone?

JANUARY 14th 2003 (John's House) : Andy's Big Beastie is revealed as he does not have a Beer in his hand and is currently NAKED.

JANUARY 24th 2003 (John's House) : What a sight. Andy and Keane so wrecked they have fallen asleep with Booze on their bodies. We are hoping to send this pic to the makers of the Oxford Dictionary and ask them to put it in along with our new word stoatered, to show people an example of "Stoatered"