THE BOTTLE BONG!!
On this page we, the site makers give an introduction to our new best friend the bottle bong, and teach you, the alcy's to use it to it's true potential.
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VITAL
This is the most important ingredient for a successful Bottle Bong experience, cos lets face it what you gonna do without beer, BONG A FUCKING SOFT DRINK......NO FUCKING WAY!!!! |
STAGE ONE
This is a picture taken by a very drunken photographer (they are the best type). As you can see stage one is to crack open the bottle and hear it fizz. MMMMMMM, I LOVE BEER! |
STAGE 2
Here, a very drunken Willie demonstrates just how hard it can be to put the bong on the bottle in a drunken state, but all the effort will soon pay off. Remember all good things come to those who wait. |
STAGE 3
This is the most orgasmic and rewarding stage in the bottle bonging experience, the downing. Willie demonstrates all the AAA members talent at bonging by the ease in which he downs the lot. GO ON MY SON! |
STAGE 4
Stage 4 is all about showing just how successful your bottle bong was, by burping as loud and for as long as you possibly can. For the true alcy, you will buy a sound recorder to measure the decibels to decide whether you or your friends bong was the best. |
STAGE 5
This is the stage where you can show off that your bottle has been completely downed by turning it upside down without fear or pouring it everywhere. However, please make sure it HAS been completely downed, or you may ruin your carpet. |
The end of the night
If you end up in this state, or half as happy as this, you have succefully done a lot of bottle bongs and we will send you a badge to commemorate your acheivement if you tell us in the guestbook. |
