The AAAgony AAAlcy's
Do you have any Alcohol related problems you have been too embarrassed to ask? WELL NOW YOU CAN! Simply sign the guestbook with your Question and we will answer it, in the strictist of confidence on the new "AAAgony AAAlcy" Page. Below are some questions we have been asked already, and our advice.
QUESTION: SOS! SOS! Please help me! I am an unfortunate 17-year old who is about to turn 18 in a couple of weeks and I am in great distress as I have realised that I will from then on be refused a carryout from Nico's! I would go to other off licenses but I love Nico's (plus I'm a cheapo) so I need to get my carryout from Nico's. What should I do?!? If I dont find a solution soon I feel I may have to contemplate suicide as I would rather be dead than sober! please hear my plea and come to my rescue!!!! HELP ME AAAgony AAAlcy's!!
AAAdvice: We feel the pain and fear you do as we know people who are turning 18 too and will not be able to get served in Nico's for much longer. All we can say is DO NOT KILL YOURSELF, as their is much drinking to be done. The only advice we would give is to get yourself a Fake I.D. which says you are under-18 so Nico will continue to serve you or stand outside and wait for a 12-17 year old, give them your money and ask them to buy your carryout for you.
Good Luck
The AAA
QUESTION: I dislike the taste of beer, so instead i drink Bacardi Breezers is that a problem?
AAAdvice: Yes, this is a very big problem Julian. It sounds like you might have homosexual tendancies, not only do you drink Bacardi Breezers, but your mother also gave you a gay name. Perhaps you should not be asking us for advice. Why not try www.blueoyster.com for more information on your problem.
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Drink beer its good for you.
This is one piece of advice we give to everyone no matter what the problem, DRINK BEER IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
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